Every month we do our best to grind out the cream of the crop from the BeanScreen, but there are inevitably some real duds that get squeezed out too. These so-called Burnt Beans are shaky at best, thus we would not buy them with anyone's hard earned dough, let alone ours. We are not smart enough to know when to short stocks, but if we were, we would bet against this baker's dozen. Behold some of the rejects from August: